internetmessiah:

i love conspiracy theories bc at first you think they’re utter bullshit but then you start reading these crackpot articles and suddenly you’re convinced Obama is actually a reptilian overlord and the moon landing was faked

(via kingsleyyy)



I can tell you’re actually smiling when you have crinkles by your eyes. It’s really cute though. ☺️


Hands down my favorite song…


Q
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
A

My phone :}